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I will not waste chalk
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Nobody reads this anymore
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8,8%
 
I won't not use no double negatives
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The truth is not out there
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This punishment is not boring and pointless
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The capital of Montana is not Hannah!
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3,8%
 
Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
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Nerves gas is not a toy
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I will only provide a urine sample when asked
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goot
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I am not my long-lost twin
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I will finish what I sta...
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It does not suck to be you
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1,2%
 
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal
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My butt does not deserve a website
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I will not plant subliminAL messaGORES
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I will not do anything bad ever again
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I will not trade pants with others
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Funny noises are not funny
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0,5%
 
Bewitched does not promote Satanism
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Grammar is not a time of waste
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Does any kid still do this anymore?
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Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
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I was not the sixth Beatle
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Pork is not a verb
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Hillbillies are people too
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Ralph won't morph if you squeeze him hard enough
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I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
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Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
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Nobody likes sunburn slappers
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I am not a dentist
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I did not see Elvis
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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Tar is not a plaything
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I will not squeak chalk
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High explosives and school don't mix
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I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
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Coffee is not for kids
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Goldfish don't bounce
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I do not have diplomatic immunity
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The pledge of allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan"
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This is not a clue... or is it?
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I will only do this once a year
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I will not tease Fatty
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I was not told to do this
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I am so very tired
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"The President did it" is not an excuse
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Substitute teachers are not scabs
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I will not obey the voices in my head
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A blech is not an report
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The hamster did not have "a full live"
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Genetics is not an excuse
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Fire is not the cleanser
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Vampire is not a career choice
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Sandwiches should not contain sand
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Fish do not like coffee
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I am not Charlie Brown on acid
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I should not be twenty-one by now
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I was not touched "there" by an angel
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I cannot hire a substitute student
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The boys room is not a water park
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Beans are neither fruit nor musical
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Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
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The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
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My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
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I will not bring sheep to class
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I will not snap bras
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Underwear should be worn on the inside
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I will not get very far with this attitude
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I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
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I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
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I will not burp in class
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I will not blech the national anthem
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I will not aim for the head
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My name is not "Dr. Death"
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A burp is not an answer
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Teacher is not a leper
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The principal's toupee is not a frisbee
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I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
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I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
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I will not hang donuts on my person
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Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
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I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
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I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
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Shooting paintballs is not an art form
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No one care what my definition of "is" is
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I am not a licensed hairstylist
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Loose teeth don't need my help
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I am not the last Don
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I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
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Fridays are not "Pants optional"
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I will not sell kidney on eBay
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I will not let the dogs out
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I will not scare the Vice President
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Milhouse did not test cootie positive
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Over forty & single is not funny
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We are not all naked under our clothes
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This school does not need a "regime change"
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Science class should not end in tragedy
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I am not the acting president
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I will not suprise the incontinent
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I can't see the dead people
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I will not create art from dung
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I will not do the Dirty Bird
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I will not scream for ice cream
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Pain is not the cleanser
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A fire drill does not demand a fire
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I am not certified to remove asbestos
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No one wants to hear from my armpits
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I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
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I will remember to take my medication
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I will not send lard through the mail
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Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
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I will never win an Emmy
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I will not bury the new kid
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The Christmas pageant does not stink
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Hamsters cannot fly
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I will not sell land in Florida
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I will not sleep through my education
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I will not do that thing with my tongue
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I will not encourage others to fly
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I will not sell school property
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I will not cut corners
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I will not instigate revolution
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I will not draw naked ladies in class
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I will not skateboard in the halls
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They are laughing at me, not with me
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I will not Xerox my butt
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I will not drive the principal's car
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I will pledge allegiance to Bart
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I will not show off
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I will not hide behind the fith amendment
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I will not torment the emotionally fail
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I will not spank others
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I will not barf unless I'm sick
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I will not defame New Orleans
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I will not eat things for money
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I will not sell miracle cures
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I will return the seeing-eye dog
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No one is interested in my underpants
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There are plenty of businesses like show business
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I will not got near the kindergarten turtle
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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
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I do not have power of attorney over first graders
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I will not strut around like I own the place
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I will not dissect things unless instructed
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I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
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Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
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I am not a lean mean spitting machine
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I am not licensed to do anything
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I will not hide the teachers's prozac
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I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
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I did not invent Irish dancing
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I no longer want my MTV
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I will not demand what I'm worth
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Silly String is not a nasal spray
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Butt.com is not my e-mail adress
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My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
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Sherri does not got back
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No one wants to hear about my sciatica
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I will not file frivolous lawsuits
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A trained ape could not teach gym
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I have neither been there nor done that
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My suspension was not "mutual"
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I will stop phoning it in
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I will not dance on anyone's grave
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Class Clown is not a paid position
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I am not here on a Fartball scholarship
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Dodgeball stops at the gym door
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Non-flammable is not a challenge
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Network TV is not dead
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The nurse is not dealing
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I will not hide the teacher's medication
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I will not buy a presidential pardon
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I will not flush evidende
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I will not publish the principal's credit report
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Temptation Island was not a sleazy piece of crap
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Today is not Mothra's Day
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A burp in a glas is not a science project
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Fun does not have a size
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I will never lie about being cancelled
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I do not have a cereal named after me
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I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers
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The Giving Tree is not a chump
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Spongebob is not a contraceptive
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My pen is not a booger launcher
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I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
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Poking a dead raccoon is not research
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I cannot absolve sinds
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Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
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There was no Roman god names "Farticus"
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I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"
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I am not the new Dalai Lama
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Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
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I will not use abbrev
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The Good Humor can only be pushed so far
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The first amendment does not cover burping
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Bagman is not legitimate career choise
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I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
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I am not delightfully saucy
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
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I will not charge admission to the bathroom
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I will not prescribe medication
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I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call
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I will not carve gods
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Spitwads are not free speech
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I will not fake seizures
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I will not conduct my own fire drills
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Bart Bucks are not legal tender
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I will not make flatuent noises in class
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I will not grease the monkey bars
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Garlic gum is not funny
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