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"Die besten Tafel-Gags bei den Simpsons?"

Was Bart immer so schreibt ;)

- Aufrufe | 9 Meinungen | 213 Antworten | Erstellt 28.01.08 19:46 | Geändert 21.05.09 19:19

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Avatar  AllExa
AllExa (Profil anzeigen) sagt (21.02.2008 16:38)

Ein sehr tolles Thema, bei dem du dir echt viel Mühe gegeben hast - großes Lob :)


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