My dick is so big, it has a stunt double.

My dick is so big, I lost my legs in Vietnam and can still drive a manual.

My dick is so big, I can fuck a car wash.

My dick is so big, one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my dick.

My dick is so big, black holes fall into it.

My dick is so big, premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes.

My dick is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

My dick is so big, it affects the weather.

My dick is so big, if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night.

My dick is so big; there was once a movie called Godzilla VS. My Dick.

My dick is so big; the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.